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    November 01

    祝我生日快乐-自慰

    今天是鄙人的27岁生日,虽然在space上自己宣布自己过生日会很受鄙视。但我还是习惯这么一种“祝我生日快乐”的方式。

     

    坦白的说,过去的一年是我毕业后心理成熟最快的一年,说是成熟,实际就是“幼小心灵”被打击,恶搞,犯小人的一整年。在此首先感谢那些“群殴”我的人, 没有你们,就没有我的成长。

     

    这一年里,对自己说的最多的就是“天将降大任于斯人也,必先苦.. 劳其空乏”之类的阿Q精神十足的自慰的话。适当自慰是有益身心健康的!

     

    这一年里,喝的最多的液体除了水就是酒(有点废话),“Tequila”  “Gin”   “Rum” whisky”  “Vodka”   “Sake” Red wine” “white wine” “白酒” “啤酒” “米酒 一个不落。 这要感谢我上篇日志里写的那个牛哥们儿。 我评价他是“调酒比做饭好”, 有一段日子,我颇有失眠倾向,每日睡前必与其畅饮,结果是每每在他热身尚未结束之时,我便已醉的嘴角露笑,然后漏口水,然后呼噜。 我的“畅饮”只是他的“小酌”。

     

    有一次,他诗兴大发,对着我大声吟到 “酒逢知己千杯少, 莫使金樽空对月” 我顿感他甚是有才,以为李白附体。反复吟诵,朗朗上口且熟悉,BAIDU之后,发现他是山寨了李白和欧阳修。 (李白《将进酒》, 欧阳修《春日西湖寄谢法曹韵》)

     

    在知己面前,我喝醉过N次,喝酒过程中不能自己哭过一次,被窝里偷偷哭过二次。

    哭完后必以“男人哭吧不是罪”进行自慰。

     

    在我喝的兴起留下眼泪那次,他本想陪我一起流眼泪,但酝酿半天,也没出来一滴,只能作罢。

    第二天一早,他来到我床前准备安慰我之时,发现我已自慰,他话锋一转,说了句“再喝点吧”, 当即导致我反胃,*&……%##%……&

     

    从此我总结,男人之间互相安慰很GAY, 你可以陪他豪饮,但“安慰”, 还是留给人家“自慰”来的痛快。

     

    (未完待续)

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    Bradley Dengwrote:
    2010年后了.........
    Nov. 6
    Baresiwrote:
    生日快乐!
    啥时候回来?
    Nov. 5
    bo gaowrote:
    祝你生日快乐,虽然是迟到的祝福,好在你善于自慰,甚好,甚慰。
    Nov. 5
    Amy Changwrote:
    两个大男人守着空院子,只能自娱自乐了。生日快乐。
    Nov. 2
    Bradley Dengwrote:
    GOD BLESS YOU ALL
    Nov. 2
    Angelinawrote:
    PS:祝生日快乐
    Nov. 2
    Angelinawrote:
    ~~~~~~~~
    自慰的感觉也应该详尽描写下·····
    Nov. 2
    Vivianwrote:
    Live Long and Prosper!
    Nov. 2
    建艺 王wrote:
    谦,生日快乐!哈哈,自慰吧...
    Nov. 1
    Sijiawrote:
    Happy Birthday!!

    "这一年里,对自己说的最多的就是“天将降大任于斯人也,必先苦.. 劳其…空乏…”之类的阿Q精神十足的自慰的话。适当自慰是有益身心健康的!" Us toooo, esp. me hahaaa


    Best luck for new age
    Nov. 1

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